BEAUTIFUL RUGS

High Quality Motorola MJ270R 22 Channel 27 Mile Two-Way Radios

Alkaline (3 Aa) Or 9 Hr. Nimh. Ivox Hands-Free Communication. Qt (Quiet Talk) Interruption Filter. Emergency Alert Button. Built-In Flashlight. Mini-Usb Charging Port. 11 Weather Channels (7 Noaa) With Alert Feature. Backlit Display. Battery Meter. 10 Call Tones. Advanced Priority Scan. Audible Low Battery Alert. Keypad Lock. Time-Out Timer. Talk Confirmation Tone. Battery Save Feature. Includes 2 Radios, 2 Belt Clips, 1 Dual Drop-In Charger, 1 Charging Adapter, And 2 Nimh Rechargeable Battery Packs, Emergency Preparedness Checklist Sheet. (Mini-Usb Cables - Sold Separately).

Developed by Northrop Grumman, the Instrument Set, Reconnaissance and Surveying (ENFIRE) includes everything a military mapper needs. ENFIRE is a backpack filled with a rugged tablet PC, long distance range finder (±6,000m), short distance range finder (±1,700m), precision range finder (DISTO, ±100m), handheld military-grade DAGR GPS (capable of ±1.5cm standalone), camcorder, ADAPX digital pen, bar code scanner, printer, page scanner, external data storage drive, backpack (which fits inside the transit case), and transit case. Software includes ArcGIS and ArcMAP, Terramodel and AutoCAD Lite. ENFIRE will enable the "automatic population of field data on digital forms used for route, road, bridge, hasty minefield, and improvised explosive devices."

So we were at *sylph's place. And she was showing us the downstairs geekroom, where she kept her computers and her printers and stuff.

And I was looking at her Epson. And I wanted to take the cover off. But that's kind of a personal thing. I mean, do I lift people's shirts up to take pictures of their boobs and/or moobs?

So I patiently wait for an appropriate conversational pause so I can ask her if I can lift up the cover of her printer and jam the camera in.

I was told recently that all of my good stories involve either fishnets or dessert. Oddly, this involves neither.

I did my usual gear-porn sort of style here. Flash in one hand (Vivitar 285HV) and camera in the other. Cable triggered

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